Kerplooo

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KERPLOOO!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KERPLOOO!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

Her: Kerplooo me hard in my asshole daddy.

Him: KERPLOOOOOOOO

Her: YES,it felt so good daddy

Kerplooo by Dman931 February 3, 2018

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerploop 

1: a sound effect when dropped in shallow water

2: an outstanding but misunderstood person with great personality and big dreams but is also shy and dark within the skin

That rock went kerploop in the water

I feel like he’s kerploop

kerploop by Yhung trapper May 17, 2018

kerploof 

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

kerploof by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerplonok 

Used in the way of sadness

"I was thinking about life and i kerplonoked

kerplonok by Kazzuuhhaaa March 14, 2022

kerplooie 

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

kerplooie by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014

kerploofed 

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

kerploofed by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015