kerploomped 

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

kerploomped by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024

kerploofed 

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

kerploofed by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015