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kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.
John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploding 

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.
"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"
kerploding by we're high October 8, 2004

kerplosion 

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.
1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.
kerplosion by Samsong October 26, 2004

Kerplode 

v. to have a big explosion, but in a comedic way.
Stina Shall: did you just see that person kerplode?

Lyme Ninja: Yeah, it was quite funny

Kerblooted 

When you're so high that you aren't anything else
Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted
Kerblooted by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

kerblooey 

It's too peaceful it makes you want a kerblooey!
kerblooey by what's all this then January 6, 2023