kerploof

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

Kerpoof

An onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to "kerpoof" someone. Mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to "teach someone a lesson"

Chris: "hey! What was that for?"
Emily: "what?"
Chris: "You kerpoofed me in the nose!"

Son: "Shut up!"
Dad: "Watch your tongue boy, before I kerpoof you!"

by Dynam0hh August 12, 2012

kerploop

1: a sound effect when dropped in shallow water

2: an outstanding but misunderstood person with great personality and big dreams but is also shy and dark within the skin

That rock went kerploop in the water

I feel like he’s kerploop

by Yhung trapper May 17, 2018

kerpoofle

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible

That English assignment is such kerpoofle!

by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018

kerfloofy

When things go wonky.

"WILLOW
Wouldn't be the first time. I kinda
have a history with my witchy
subconscious making things go
kerfloofy. Remember the wacky 'I
can't see you, you can't see me'
spell?" -Warren/Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

by Rimmie Borden October 2, 2004

kerplooie

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014