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kerploof 

To go completely and suddenly
My WiFi just went kerploof
kerploof by Gaspos March 29, 2021
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kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.
John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.
An onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to "kerpoof" someone. Mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to "teach someone a lesson"
Chris: "hey! What was that for?"
Emily: "what?"
Chris: "You kerpoofed me in the nose!"

Son: "Shut up!"
Dad: "Watch your tongue boy, before I kerpoof you!"
Kerpoof by Dynam0hh August 12, 2012

kerploop 

1: a sound effect when dropped in shallow water

2: an outstanding but misunderstood person with great personality and big dreams but is also shy and dark within the skin
That rock went kerploop in the water

I feel like he’s kerploop
kerploop by Yhung trapper May 17, 2018

kerpoofle 

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible
That English assignment is such kerpoofle!
kerpoofle by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018

kerfloofy 

"WILLOW
Wouldn't be the first time. I kinda
have a history with my witchy
subconscious making things go
kerfloofy. Remember the wacky 'I
can't see you, you can't see me'
spell?" -Warren/Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
kerfloofy by Rimmie Borden October 2, 2004

kerplooie 

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind
"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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