Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.

Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight”

Kerploowee by Kerploowee January 13, 2022

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

Kaploowee 

A word that is said in a time of great exitmean, whare no other word will quite do or when there is no way to describle somthing.

OMG did you see misfits last night it was soo like, KAPLOOWEE

Kaploowee by scotts ALI December 22, 2010

kerplooie 

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

kerplooie by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014

kerploofed 

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

kerploofed by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015

kerplookie 

To shoot, fire or discharge a weapon at a person of interest.

Ex. I kerplookied that sum bitch!

kerplookie by Plookster December 12, 2023

kerploomped 

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

kerploomped by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024