Definitions by Wallace

inch cold

to be in great need of a shit, often one stage worse than touching cloth.

where's the nearest bog, I'm inch cold!

inch cold by Wallace February 18, 2005

kerplopzed 

totally gone; flagged

yo for real, he is kerplopzed!

kerplopzed by Wallace December 23, 2003

Inter 

The laughing stock of Europe ... a football team with hardly any past and certainly no present or future. Has become synonomous with ridicule or failure ... especially last-minute failure.

I was doing really well ... but in the end did an Inter. I fucked it up badly.

Inter by Wallace August 29, 2003