A short legged therefore escapable
police officer who suffers little man syndrome therefore abuses his powers by persuing innocent hard working civilians illegally outside of his jurisdiction. Basically they are just a easily run-from-able lil
NEWPORT betsch
Haha you can't catch me
betsch
A corrupt short-legged bald headed power abusing angry cop who drinks 7-11 coffee and works the midnight shift.
Officer John why do you have to be such a Betsch?!
A crooked power hungry low level police officer of a tiny Town. Whom suffers a condition known as microphallus and chronic itchy balls.
Officer John, you needs some tough-actin tinactin, for realz, wit ya Betsch azz
The city where EVERYTHING is illegal and everyone is guilty!and the single manned RoboCop is everywhere simultaneously.
Don't drive through Newport Delaware or ur guilty!
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The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad
I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!
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A skank whose got swag. She got talk game but she's nasty.and promiscuous. She will make you think she's cool smart and intelligent but in reality she's trampy funky and uneducated. And often is found letting the street late night looking for a dick to suck. she looks cool doing so but looks are deceiving. Don't be fooled! It's a mirage!
Damn that hooker bitch got skallyswag!!!