kerplaa

its what you shout when someone is being a retard and you want them to shut up

guy 1: hey man did you,

guy 2: KERPLAA!!!!!!

by FYSU!! November 21, 2011

Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerplasterfucked

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kerplakistan

No, you're the idiot, Kerplakistan is an Austin Powers ref. Idiot

It's near Kerplakistan

by KennyUF August 21, 2010

Kerplakistan

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.

Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Kerpla

1. noun incomprehensible outcry, aggressive tones. Most notably used by Mel Gibson in the South Park season 8 episode "The Passion".

"Kerpla! Kerpla!

by paintbox October 25, 2009

KERPLA

A positive verbal agreement to a statement. This is seen in 1 episode of south park that features Mel Gibson, and in Team America World Police.

"We need to take down the Facist Americans" .... (large audience) "KERPLA! KERPLA!"

by Levi Heizer October 21, 2005