Kerplatzed
synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.
See Kerwasted.
See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
Related Words
kerplaa • Kerplakistan • KERPLA • Kerplackerd • kerplafers • Kerplah • kerplamy • Kerplasterfucked • Kerplatzed
Kerplasterfucked
The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore
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Kerplakistan
Kerplakistan by KennyUF August 21, 2010
Kerplakistan
1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.
Kerplakistan by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
Kerpla
1. noun incomprehensible outcry, aggressive tones. Most notably used by Mel Gibson in the South Park season 8 episode "The Passion".
"Kerpla! Kerpla!
KERPLA
A positive verbal agreement to a statement. This is seen in 1 episode of south park that features Mel Gibson, and in Team America World Police.
KERPLA by Levi Heizer October 21, 2005
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