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Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore
I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.
Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kerplakistan 

No, you're the idiot, Kerplakistan is an Austin Powers ref. Idiot
It's near Kerplakistan
Kerplakistan by KennyUF August 21, 2010

Kerplakistan 

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.
Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.
Kerplakistan by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
1. noun incomprehensible outcry, aggressive tones. Most notably used by Mel Gibson in the South Park season 8 episode "The Passion".
"Kerpla! Kerpla!
Kerpla by paintbox October 25, 2009
A positive verbal agreement to a statement. This is seen in 1 episode of south park that features Mel Gibson, and in Team America World Police.
"We need to take down the Facist Americans" .... (large audience) "KERPLA! KERPLA!"
KERPLA by Levi Heizer October 21, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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