Kerpla 

1. noun incomprehensible outcry, aggressive tones. Most notably used by Mel Gibson in the South Park season 8 episode "The Passion".

"Kerpla! Kerpla!

Kerpla by paintbox October 25, 2009

KERPLA 

A positive verbal agreement to a statement. This is seen in 1 episode of south park that features Mel Gibson, and in Team America World Police.

"We need to take down the Facist Americans" .... (large audience) "KERPLA! KERPLA!"

KERPLA by Levi Heizer October 21, 2005

Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012

kerflavin 

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.

If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

kerflavin by Alejandro Gamarnick May 7, 2007

Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

Kerblasted by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

Kerpal 

Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.

Ello who this this?

This is Kerpal!!

Kerpal by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008