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Kermatitus 

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
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For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.
Kermited by 3am Dice August 31, 2017
A small city, South of Athens , famous for the party's held in the mediteranean summer. About 70 % of all young people live in Keratea.
I come from the K.R.T., damn you must get wall to wall poontang! Keratea is the shit!
Keratea by dorm-sweden April 18, 2006

Kermeter 

Tristan is a kermeter because he won’t stop talking
Kermeter by Meh1345 July 21, 2019
A tomato juice and dried clam broth cocktail, Kermato is a Clamato knockoff produced by Nestlé México for sale in Mexico. Clamato -- produced by Motts -- is also processed and bottled in Mexico. Nonetheless, Kermato is more available than Clamato in Mexico; it is also less expensive and doesn't taste as good. Restaurants and bars in Mexico will freely substitute Kermato for Clamato without first consulting with the patron as to whether or not this substitution is acceptable.
I ordered a Pacifico with Clamato and the waiter brought me a Corona with Kermato instead.
Kermato by SiXiXiX June 16, 2007
The words someone called angelkat would use to insult
SHUT UP UGLY KERMAT!!!!
kermat by dwdw July 19, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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