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Kermatitus 

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
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For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.
Kermited by 3am Dice August 31, 2017
A small city, South of Athens , famous for the party's held in the mediteranean summer. About 70 % of all young people live in Keratea.
I come from the K.R.T., damn you must get wall to wall poontang! Keratea is the shit!
Keratea by dorm-sweden April 18, 2006

Kermeter 

Tristan is a kermeter because he won’t stop talking
Kermeter by Meh1345 July 21, 2019
A tomato juice and dried clam broth cocktail, Kermato is a Clamato knockoff produced by Nestlé México for sale in Mexico. Clamato -- produced by Motts -- is also processed and bottled in Mexico. Nonetheless, Kermato is more available than Clamato in Mexico; it is also less expensive and doesn't taste as good. Restaurants and bars in Mexico will freely substitute Kermato for Clamato without first consulting with the patron as to whether or not this substitution is acceptable.
I ordered a Pacifico with Clamato and the waiter brought me a Corona with Kermato instead.
Kermato by SiXiXiX June 16, 2007
The words someone called angelkat would use to insult
SHUT UP UGLY KERMAT!!!!
kermat by dwdw July 19, 2017