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kermiteatsrice 

An actual god, forever known as the creator of the world and all in it. The most handsome man ever, very charming and funny. Always makes people laugh and attracts females like a magnet. Has a massive schlong
"woah get out of the way here comes kermiteatsrice"
kermiteatsrice by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022

kermitted 

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy
wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa
kermitted by oooh thicc rice May 9, 2018

KermitD77 

KermitD77 is a device of mass communication sharing information, facts and musically inspired jokes for people to enjoy in their daily lives. All the thoughts and facts originated from this device/media are true as hell.
KermitD77 is the best. We all need a KermitD77 at our homes .
KermitD77 by lusavlav May 30, 2020

KermitDead2591 

A pretty cool guy
“Idk man your pretty similar to KermitDead2591.”
“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”
KermitDead2591 by KermitDead November 30, 2021

kermiteatsrice 

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.
I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!
kermiteatsrice by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022
When you're playing a competitive game online and you win or score a point, you say "Get Kermied" or "you got kermied". It's pretty catchy and once you say it a few times people will start joining in
"Get Kermied"
"Man, you kermied that guy good"
Kermied by Lymo1 May 6, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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