An actual god, forever known as the creator of the world and all in it. The most handsome man ever, very charming and funny. Always makes people laugh and attracts females like a magnet. Has a massive schlong
KermitD77 is a device of mass communication sharing information, facts and musically inspired jokes for people to enjoy in their daily lives. All the thoughts and facts originated from this device/media are true as hell.
some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.
and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.
When you're playing a competitive game online and you win or score a point, you say "Get Kermied" or "you got kermied". It's pretty catchy and once you say it a few times people will start joining in