kermiteatsrice 

An actual god, forever known as the creator of the world and all in it. The most handsome man ever, very charming and funny. Always makes people laugh and attracts females like a magnet. Has a massive schlong

"woah get out of the way here comes kermiteatsrice"

kermiteatsrice by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022

kermiteatsrice 

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.

I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!

kermiteatsrice by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022