Kermato

A tomato juice and dried clam broth cocktail, Kermato is a Clamato knockoff produced by Nestlé México for sale in Mexico. Clamato -- produced by Motts -- is also processed and bottled in Mexico. Nonetheless, Kermato is more available than Clamato in Mexico; it is also less expensive and doesn't taste as good. Restaurants and bars in Mexico will freely substitute Kermato for Clamato without first consulting with the patron as to whether or not this substitution is acceptable.

I ordered a Pacifico with Clamato and the waiter brought me a Corona with Kermato instead.

Kermato by SiXiXiX June 16, 2007

Kermato

a cheap copy of Clamato

that kermato is so tomato

Kermato by mister November 28, 2003

Kermatitus 

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011

kermate

"kermate" is the misspelling of "kermit" and anyone who uses that cannot spell, also there is one guy named kermate in tabs mod center and he is pretty cool.

Its kermit not kermate you cow

kermate by Geneosis November 22, 2022

karmatose 

When karma comes back around and bitch slaps you so hard you end up in a coma

That guy is sure paying for all the girls he cheated on.He is gonna end up Karmatose

karmatose by Visy December 30, 2010

kirmato 

the best type of person. #1 world record holder in everything. kirmato > ur fav (unless your fav is Link). give them a hug and pringles, thatd be sweet.

friend: "that's kirmato? oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh fuck oh shit"
kirmato: "my milkshakr brings allt eh boys tobtthe yard"

kirmato by notkirmato November 2, 2021

Keratosis Pilaris 

A nasty skin disease, which looks/is more or less awful.
It's not harmful, but a cosmetic problem, which could turn into a mental problem.
People, who have it, are ashamed to have to, especially at summer.
Of course there are also people, who give a fuck about it.
You can get it nearly everywhere: upper arms, fore arms, but, legs and cheeks.
It's genetic, at least one parent must have it.
It's not to heal, but to alleviate.
The skin is and feels very dry and in most cases it's got red dots, in rare cases black dots.
They look like little pimples, but they're not.
You could press them out, which is very painful.
But it's not to recommended, 'cause it may ignite and it's only get worse.
What does the skin good:
During the shower, use a body scrub, best with a peeling-glove and rub gently.
After it, use a shower gel, which is ph-neutral an moisturizing.
On the still wet skin use a body lotion with 10% urea.

Keratosis Pilaris

Keratosis Pilaris by theycallmeredhead August 18, 2011