kerkering
Making the worst possible mistake at the worst possible time; making a dumb mistake that leads to devastation or loss; choking in the moment.
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Kettering high school
This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
Kettering high school by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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Kettering University
Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).
82% men, 100% sausage fest.
82% men, 100% sausage fest.
Kettering University by Prometheus September 17, 2004
Lauren Kettering
Lauren Kettering by Smile.kett January 5, 2021
Kettering Goggles
A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
Kettering Goggles by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010
Kettering Fairmont High School
A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.
Kettering Fairmont High School by Nerdo9000 September 29, 2011
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