Keflavík

A town in Iceland. The windiest place north of the Himalayas. Renowned for absolutely nothing happening at all, at any time.

Person no.1 'I'm from a town in a country you've probably never heard of.
Person no.2 'Oh, you mean Keflavík.'

by Sylveeskur January 22, 2011

Keflavik Surprise

Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.

At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!

by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023