kenyun

the most amazing boyfriend in the world and someone who will always be there for you no matter what

kenyun is the one i tell all my secrets too because i know he won’t tell anyone

by crazybish123 June 28, 2018

Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Kenyanism

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

by Smitor January 27, 2015

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

Kenyon

Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)

Girl, did you see Kenyon today?! He is so sexy!

by CamelJamesOreo May 16, 2017

Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.

Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.

by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010