A man who cheats, lies, rapes, and will manipulate you to your core. You often hear him saying things like “If you don’t do it then we can’t be together.” or “I’ve only had one body.” or even “We never fucked.” and also “I’m Batman!”

Wow, that kenyens personality is bigger than his dick!

Kenyen by Too funny for you October 4, 2025

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Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

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Kenyanism

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015

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Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

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