kenjay
a person who fucks everyone, funny asf, will stay on facetime w u all night long. ussaly be living far away.
they gay 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
they gay 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
kenjay by kenjayatemyasshole October 3, 2019
Kenjataimu
(Noun) ( slang) Japanese word meaning : Period of clear thoughts when a man is free from sexual desires after having an orgasm
Translates literally from Kenja 賢者 ( Sage ) and Taimu タイム ( Time )
Translates literally from Kenja 賢者 ( Sage ) and Taimu タイム ( Time )
The only time when a man can think properly is Kenjataimu
Oh ! man it's one of those Great Kenjataimu ideas
Oh ! man it's one of those Great Kenjataimu ideas
Kenjataimu by _Tiger_ June 9, 2013
Haytham Kenway
The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.
Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012
Connor Kenway
Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.
Connor Kenway by Hopeisthefutureofman November 3, 2012
edward kenway
edward kenway by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013
Kenjamin
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Kenjamin by Moomallowz October 4, 2020
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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