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A town full of inbred chavs from the isle of sheppy, thinking they are going up in the world by living in newly built houses on a marsh with fresh shit smelling air surrounding them.
Chav Kemsley bird... "see me topless in Nuts magazine, I'm such a pikey but i have nice tits!"
kemsley by Maxmillion November 12, 2008
She is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. Always has a huge heart for everyone. Never wants to give up on anyone she loves.. She is shy but not shy. Smart but quiet about how smart she is.. She will observe her surroundings and is usally right when her intuition kicks in. She wont snap right away but after so long , she will beat some ass, man or woman.. But she is friendly most of the time and tries her best to look out for the ones she cares about, sometimes she comes off as mean and has an attitude, but its bc she has already put up with so much and held it in for so long that her emotions catch up with her w/o her realizing.. But she is a good person with a great heart.. Dont take andvantage of it if u have a Kesley in your life..
Kesley has a huge heart and will show you if you show her the same thing..
Kesley by Trueluck September 3, 2019
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A beautiful young girl usually best with blonde hair.Full of pure energy and always tries to smile at the worst times.Just her sparkling eyes can make eveyone smile.If you meet a Kensley,don't let her go,you are truly blessed to meet one.Looks:Usually beautiful brown eyes and looks amazing in curly hair.
Tom:I had a terrible day today.
Matt:Go talk to Kensley you'll be fine then.
Tom:Dude,you know her!She's awesome
Matt:I know I'm not letting go.
kensley by MaximumRide12 May 6, 2014
A bomb ass bitch/bestfriend. Very trusting human being. You guys could be Miles away but she'll still be there for you. She has a hard time expressing her emotions and feelings. Despite that, she has extremely curly hair and has the best hair out of everyone you know. She's straight fire. In fact she's so hot, she attracts all genders.
Girl: Ugh! I wish I had a Kensley.
Guy or girl: That girl Kensley is my type of lady.
Kensley by TheGwadSquad June 1, 2016
I love kensley
Kensley by gottablastjimmy March 12, 2019
a lovely girl with beutifull brown eyes the nicest person you will ever meet. if you meet a kensley keep her in good manor. she is also the most loveing girl.
she is like a kensley
kensley by sealer cammy December 4, 2019
Kensley is a girl that will not only make your day but also before she picks you up she will laugh her heart out.
Kensley by Besties forblife November 4, 2020
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