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a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.
"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"
kelpsy by Lee September 18, 2002
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Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.
The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.
kelpsy by Medic October 12, 2002
Related Words
kelpsy kelsy Kelpy Kelpy G. kelisy kelsymara kelsyn Kellsy Kelpsexual kelpsie
Kelsy is a sweet caring person but can go from 0 to 100 real quick she can only depend on herself .and when she's in love she loves without holding back.but is often found in a love triangle.she also smiles when she wants to cry
Person 1 *did you see her*
Person 2 *yeah that's kelsy*
Kelsy by Staypositive.yourbeautiful November 24, 2018

Kelpy G. 

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair
Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.
Kelpy G. by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016

Pulling A Kelsy 

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"
Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"
a cute and cuddly oddball who will most definately love you for life if you're nice to her.
kelsy is my best friend. i love her!!<3
kelsy by kelserrrrRrr August 17, 2009
The most gorgeous girl in the entire universe; has gorgeous eyes and is the most caring person ever.
Kelsy by eagle eye1003 February 2, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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