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a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.
"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"
by Lee September 18, 2002
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Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.
The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.
by Medic October 12, 2002
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