kelpsy

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

by Lee September 18, 2002

kelpsy

Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.

The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.

by Medic October 12, 2002

kelpsie

An epic scottish streamer lady

"wow im going to watch kelpsie stream later, wanna join me? we can vc."

by The one and only alpha male February 14, 2022