Kellam

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When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.

"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"

Kellam by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011

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Kellam

Kellam is that one friend that you can tell anything to and he won’t judge you. Always cares about your well being and wants to get to know you better. Never acts without a well thought out plan. Has an admirable personality and will never abandon those he holds dear to his heart. A long lasting friend you can trust to keep your secrets. Will be by your side forever, no matter what. A best friend, a lover, a stranger, no matter the situation, always there for you.

“Darn, I wish I was a Kellam”

Kellam by 321animegirl321 June 20, 2019

Related Words

Kellam • Kellam High • Jaiden kellam • kellan • Kelland • Kellemu • Keilam • Kelameno • keliam • kella

Kellam High

high school in virginia beach. home to probably the largest variety of people at the beach than any other high school. not as snobby as cox or first colonial. not as lame as ocean lakes. and not as ghetto as landstown or green run. hottest girls at the beach.

Damn that girl is sexy as hell. she's one of them Kellam High girls.

Kellam High by Phil522 March 11, 2009

Jaiden kellam

Laid back;immaculate vibes,makes you fall In love so easily.Jaiden is someone you look to marry

Jaiden kellam is my soul mate

Jaiden kellam by Annyomous6503 February 20, 2021

killamanjaro

1. A mountain in Africa.

2. A fantastic achievement of PWNage in the Halo games.

3. What the mob tells you to do, Jaro.

1. I once went on a vacation and got to see Mt. Killamanjaro.

2. "KILLAMANJARO!" Ooooh, you got PWNed!

3. That's right. You got to kill a man, Jaro.

killamanjaro by Killamanjaro! February 1, 2010

Kellem

A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.

Everyone loves Kellem

Kellem by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Kellum

N. 1. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. 2. His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. 3. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like. see also awesome.

Kellum taught the German Shepard to bark in Russian.

Kellum by FrankinJax February 4, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026