When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011
Kellam is that one friend that you can tell anything to and he won’t judge you. Always cares about your well being and wants to get to know you better. Never acts without a well thought out plan. Has an admirable personality and will never abandon those he holds dear to his heart. A long lasting friend you can trust to keep your secrets. Will be by your side forever, no matter what. A best friend, a lover, a stranger, no matter the situation, always there for you.
by 321animegirl321 June 20, 2019
high school in virginia beach. home to probably the largest variety of people at the beach than any other high school. not as snobby as cox or first colonial. not as lame as ocean lakes. and not as ghetto as landstown or green run. hottest girls at the beach.
by Phil522 March 11, 2009
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