Kellam

When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.

"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"

by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011

Kellam

Kellam is that one friend that you can tell anything to and he won’t judge you. Always cares about your well being and wants to get to know you better. Never acts without a well thought out plan. Has an admirable personality and will never abandon those he holds dear to his heart. A long lasting friend you can trust to keep your secrets. Will be by your side forever, no matter what. A best friend, a lover, a stranger, no matter the situation, always there for you.

“Darn, I wish I was a Kellam”

by 321animegirl321 June 20, 2019

Kellam High

high school in virginia beach. home to probably the largest variety of people at the beach than any other high school. not as snobby as cox or first colonial. not as lame as ocean lakes. and not as ghetto as landstown or green run. hottest girls at the beach.

Damn that girl is sexy as hell. she's one of them Kellam High girls.

by Phil522 March 11, 2009

Jaiden kellam

Laid back;immaculate vibes,makes you fall In love so easily.Jaiden is someone you look to marry

Jaiden kellam is my soul mate

by Annyomous6503 February 20, 2021

killamanjaro

1. A mountain in Africa.

2. A fantastic achievement of PWNage in the Halo games.

3. What the mob tells you to do, Jaro.

1. I once went on a vacation and got to see Mt. Killamanjaro.

2. "KILLAMANJARO!" Ooooh, you got PWNed!

3. That's right. You got to kill a man, Jaro.

by Killamanjaro! February 1, 2010

Kellem

A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.

Everyone loves Kellem

by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Kellum

N. 1. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. 2. His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. 3. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like. see also awesome.

Kellum taught the German Shepard to bark in Russian.

by FrankinJax February 4, 2010