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When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
Kellam by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011
Words you can keep
Kellam is that one friend that you can tell anything to and he won’t judge you. Always cares about your well being and wants to get to know you better. Never acts without a well thought out plan. Has an admirable personality and will never abandon those he holds dear to his heart. A long lasting friend you can trust to keep your secrets. Will be by your side forever, no matter what. A best friend, a lover, a stranger, no matter the situation, always there for you.
Darn, I wish I was a Kellam”
Kellam by 321animegirl321 June 20, 2019
Related Words

Kellam High 

high school in virginia beach. home to probably the largest variety of people at the beach than any other high school. not as snobby as cox or first colonial. not as lame as ocean lakes. and not as ghetto as landstown or green run. hottest girls at the beach.
Damn that girl is sexy as hell. she's one of them Kellam High girls.
Kellam High by Phil522 March 11, 2009

Jaiden kellam 

Laid back;immaculate vibes,makes you fall In love so easily.Jaiden is someone you look to marry
Jaiden kellam is my soul mate
Jaiden kellam by Annyomous6503 February 20, 2021

killamanjaro 

1. A mountain in Africa.

2. A fantastic achievement of PWNage in the Halo games.

3. What the mob tells you to do, Jaro.
1. I once went on a vacation and got to see Mt. Killamanjaro.

2. "KILLAMANJARO!" Ooooh, you got PWNed!

3. That's right. You got to kill a man, Jaro.
killamanjaro by Killamanjaro! February 1, 2010
A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.
Kellem by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013
N. 1. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. 2. His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe. 3. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like. see also awesome.
Kellum taught the German Shepard to bark in Russian.
Kellum by FrankinJax February 4, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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