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When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
by Iamnotahore123 December 12, 2011
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Kellam is that one friend that you can tell anything to and he won’t judge you. Always cares about your well being and wants to get to know you better. Never acts without a well thought out plan. Has an admirable personality and will never abandon those he holds dear to his heart. A long lasting friend you can trust to keep your secrets. Will be by your side forever, no matter what. A best friend, a lover, a stranger, no matter the situation, always there for you.
β€œDarn, I wish I was a Kellam”
by 321animegirl321 June 20, 2019
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