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A Kelc is a strong, independent girl who is an amazing friend. She often likes photography, and is quite good at what she does. She's an amazing girlfriend that any guy would be lucky to have. With a Kelc on your side, you can get through anything because she's smart, funny, and encourages you to be the best you can be. If you have one in your life, you truly are a lucky person.
Guy 1: Woah, that girl is FINE!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's a total Kelc.
Kelc by ThatOnePerson1523 July 1, 2011
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"Hey Man, have you've been drinking kelcium, because your muscle be vibing doe😳
Kelcium by Kelcium February 14, 2020
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Kelcie • kelci • kelcey • Kelce • Kelcee • Kelch • Kelching • Kelc • Kelcarism • KelcBronk
If u be mean to a person called kelci she will probably end up slitting your throat at night so don’t mess with her .
Oh lord she has turned into a kelci
Kelci by Danny283)2 April 29, 2019
A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. sugar junkie. very pale and doesn't care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. cares too much. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she'll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with a kelsey don't ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the nost innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better. always looking after those around her. omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect. ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 1:omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2:ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 1:omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2:ahh you must have caught a kelcee. good job man, you're lucky.
Kelcee by NOMNOMFrenchie July 10, 2010
mean term type of offensive insult to express/describe someone or something

someone dum airheaded type of bitch that think their a good person
Nobody:

Random person: look at those flowers they look so beautiful like you

Random other person: Yes They smell like shat you fucking kelck
Kelck by Nottidyinghappybiotchs June 28, 2019
Perfection, Perfect in every single way, shes so lovable, she is so amazing, so beautiful, so sweet and kind, her touch can make you see your entire life before your eyes, kelcey is true perfection
Kelcey is so perfect, i love her

Jason Kelce 

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.
“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”
Jason Kelce by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018
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