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"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.
Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...
Keitels by Jovian123 January 13, 2021
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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

Harvey Keitel 

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.
Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
Harvey Keitel by kree August 28, 2005

Wilhelm Keitel 

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
Wilhelm Keitel by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Harvey Keitel 

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.
Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.
Harvey Keitel by Aleah September 5, 2005
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