Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
When a male is not actually gay or bi but only attracted to an individual named Kirby, and his associates. They enjoy cumming on his chest and shoving things of whipped cream up his anus. They might even perform a rimjob after this depending on the mood. Pink Dildos are also commonly involved in acts involving Kirby. Sometimes he if cries a little, it's a very sexy experience
Singing Queen together while cooking is so Kirbasexual
Fuck I think I might be Kirbasexual
God Kirby makes me feel like a proud Kirbasexual man
You’re only attracted to his scrumptious delish big ding dong brown root blond hair video game addict who is prettysus for hinata who likes to call you pudding ass and find everyone else not attractive
“wassup babygurl” “ew no, i’m kenmasexual km only attracted to a 5”8 setter with blonde hair and brown roots”