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Kaisexual 

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Kai Parker from the vampire diaries.
Bonnie: I think I am in love with Kai Parker
Damon: That means you’re Kaisexual
Kaisexual by KaiParker’sGf December 29, 2020

Kaisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to kai parker
Y’all I am Kaisexual😏.
Kaisexual by By : Bonnie Bennett December 30, 2020

KaiSexual 

When you feel sexual attraction towards Kai Parker regardless of gender
Leah always obsessed over Kai she must be kaisexual
KaiSexual by LeahTay73 December 30, 2020

Kourisexual 

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.
John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school
Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

Kamisexual 

A man whose obsesssed with the Twitch streamer Kamimuto. They usually have absolutely no lives and ride his dick 24/7 because they have nothing better to do with themselves. A big example of a Kamisexual is one who thinks about Kamimuto 24/7 and tends to talk about him constantly out of their sheer obsession of the man. A surefire way to quickly spot a Kamisexual is to see if they talk about him even though he isn't relevant to a discussion and brings up his name out of nowhere and/or admits to thinking about him.
Jake: "You guys hear about that kamimuto guy? He's very toxic!"

John: "Yes we do. You talk about him constantly. Stop being a Kamisexual."
Kamisexual by Kamimuto August 20, 2021

kirsexual 

Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
Hey mom I'm kirsexual!
kirsexual by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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