Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
One who no one is attracted to romantically sexually or aesthetically. Though if a kurisexual is shown the slightest bit of attraction or basic kindness they will become completely obsessed with them.
"Linus is such a weirdo about Ashley, he doesn't stop talking about her he's such a kurisexual."
immense sexual attraction to the nation state or peoples of kekistan. this sexuality is highly ridiculed by the lgbtquia+ community due to the leanings of native kekistanis branding Kek's chosen people as nazis and any who agree as nazis.
A- Hey I like that guy with the green flag.
B- You like kekistanis?!?! Filthy kekisexual Naziiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.