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kermodian
Like or pertaining to the film reviewer Mark Kermode who sports a quiff and enjoys rants which use obscure words and references, mainly to films of the horror genre. Impressions are common.
Possible uses:
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.
Yann Kermorgant
Stupid French Idiot who chipped a penalty that made leicester lose to cardiff in the play off semi final.
The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.
The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.
Yann Kermorgant by I AM JAFONJU September 8, 2010
Kermold
Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Kermold by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018
Keemo Self-Succ
Keemo Self-Succ by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017
keerock
Publicly disagreeing with 'experts' as to the expected poor performance of someone/something. This public declaration is believed to positively effect the performance of said person/thing.
Melvin keerocked Santana Moss by proclaiming his disagreement with the pundits who thought he would have a bad game against the Eagles. Moss subsequently scored 3 TDs.
keerock by David Dodds October 17, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.