keerock

Publicly disagreeing with 'experts' as to the expected poor performance of someone/something. This public declaration is believed to positively effect the performance of said person/thing.

Melvin keerocked Santana Moss by proclaiming his disagreement with the pundits who thought he would have a bad game against the Eagles. Moss subsequently scored 3 TDs.

by David Dodds October 17, 2006

Keeyock Neeyock

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.

"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock

by DV Legends August 5, 2010

kenrockne

The act of getting a blowjob as you sit on a toilet -- taking a shit, all the while eating a steak and potatoes dinner with a tall glass of beer.

My bitch maxed out my credit cards, so I made her pay by giving me a kenrockne.

by tsberg June 28, 2010

Kevrock313

A guy that thinks he's a cyber pimping god on the KRAA web site. See also smartass playa.

Kev to the r-o-c-k I make jokes that everyone is gay because I'm a homophobe.

by KRAA webmaster April 15, 2004

Kevrock313

A man who wants to touch Kid Rocks penis

Hey Bob can I latch onto you're balls for awhile, it would really make my day.

by Bob lover March 1, 2005

Kesrock

Slang name for the town of Keswick in Ontario, Canada.
Also called "the wick".

Person 1: Hey, where do you live?
Person 2: Kesrock mufucka!

by Keswickian July 20, 2009

Kedrock

A weird ass nigga with stinky feet, but he my dawg fr… and he’s the newest member of Nobody’s Pen 🔏

Kedrock is my name.

by Some bul April 12, 2024