Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
by throbbing bob bobbing June 01, 2018
by Getbig350 May 03, 2019