Kermold 

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

Kermold by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

Kermold 

When someone watches their wife get fucked by someone in a Kermit the frog costume.

Buck: That guy is worse than a cuckold, he’s a kermold.

Kermold by Getbig350 May 2, 2019

kermodian 

Like or pertaining to the film reviewer Mark Kermode who sports a quiff and enjoys rants which use obscure words and references, mainly to films of the horror genre. Impressions are common.

Possible uses:
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.

kermodian by Ella Rose May 9, 2008

hunter kermode

Stupid ass bitch

Iq of a noodle
Plays girls
Dumber than lil pump

That boy over there is acting like a hunter kermode

hunter kermode by Ygbooooyyy October 7, 2019

Kermode 

v. tr. To spoil a film, book or TV programme by giving away the ending in the very first sentence of your review, before anyone even has a chance to realise they ought to stop listening.

"In Sixth Sense, for example, to say that Bruce Willis' portrayal of a man who is de..."
"Shut up, you're about to Kermode the whole film, aren't you?"
"Yes, but it's not as if I was about to tell you how Cary Grant in North by Northwest is symbolic of someone who is caught up in..."
Chainsaw noises

From the notorious spoiling of films by Mark Kermode, a BBC film critic.

Kermode by crgn May 12, 2006

Kermode 

A rare subspecies of black bear, also known as a spirit bear. Rather than being born with black fur Kermode bears are born with white fur. The kermode bear is the official animal of the Canadian province of British Columbia. It is found only in the temperate rainforests of northwest British Columbia near Terrace and on the islands of Haida Gwaii.

Many tourists go to northern British Columbia hoping to see a Kermode, unfortunately, they are extremely rare, and even residents of the area feel very lucky if they ever see one.

Kermode by moonbug November 12, 2006

hunter kermode

Stupid ass bitch

Iq of a noodle
Plays girls
Dumber than lil pump

That boy over there is acting like a hunter kermode

hunter kermode by Ygbooooyyy October 7, 2019