kecel
i hate kecel
kecel by HEYYTTTTTYY December 16, 2021
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Keel over and DIE
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017
keelah se'lai
A common Quarian phrase, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, meaning "By the home world I hope to see one day." Exiled from their homeworld, the Quarians (an alien race known for their technological genius) have lived as space-nomads for about three centuries. Like the phrase "peace be with you", the phrase "keelah se'lai" can mean many things. But whether to express surprise, happiness, or frustration - for them to swear on their homeworld is the meaningful expression they have.
to an army waiting to massacre a synthetic race that drove them from their homeworld, although, ha-ha-ha, they claim to be peaceful now, a frustrated soldier says: "The enemy doesn't want to fight you! If you can believe that for just one minute, this war will be over. You have a choice. Please. Keelah Se'lai."
keelah se'lai by lesbianshowerscene April 24, 2013
Goddammit Joe Keteles
A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
Goddammit Joe Keteles by Datishat June 7, 2019
Keela
One of the sweetest, kindest people you'll ever meet. She's got a wonderful personality! She's the kind of girl that knows just what to say to pick you up when you're down. If you don't have a Keela get one and never let her go!
Keela: Hey you look down. Is everything alright?
You: No girl I'm havin' guy troubles.
Keela: Honey you can just put all that aside and we'll go have ourselves a good time!
You: Yeah! Girl you always know how to make everything better!
You: No girl I'm havin' guy troubles.
Keela: Honey you can just put all that aside and we'll go have ourselves a good time!
You: Yeah! Girl you always know how to make everything better!
Keela by Peaches9223 November 22, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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