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kearsley 

kearsley is a place in bolton where there’s loads of slags and wanna be road men. all the wanna be’s have bikes

the school in kearsley, named kearsley academy, is a shithole where there’s a load of bald noncy teachers like mr stones. miss mckee is a blonde little cunt who thinks she’s hard pulling people who have random bottles in there pocket, if she dosent like that person they will 100% get 1 hour detention after school

all the year 7s act depressed cos there fave rapper died like fuck off u never knew them until after the death. the year 8s only post yolos and tellonyms on there stories and reply to them there self. year 9s just post pics of there arse and abs. year 10 post them self with a different lad every day and a pic of a joint every other day. year 11 just moan about gsces

there’s loads of milfs with like 19 kids and they hang about the primarys

holy shit nearly forgot about pilky then for fuck sake 😭😭 here’s a list of what happens in pilky:
-people get raped in the bush
-everything gets set on fire
-police are there every night

-loads of year 10s smoking weeeeeed
-year 7s go there just to inhale the air and suddenly think there high
-THE MAIN WANNABE ROADMEN AND SLAG HANG OUT

Bad mans is the takeout place just off pilky n let me tell u now them people get terrored 😂

and that shop next to it that guy who works there is everyone’s besty

think u have heard enough now! let me fucking warn u one time and one time only!!!
NEVER FUCKING COME TO KEARSLEY
“you want to go kearsley and meet up with some birds
“nah man it’s bare scruffy round there my g
kearsley by kearsleyisgay December 12, 2019

Kearsley High School 

A bitch ass school with punk ass students who think they own the damn place. The teachers are just as fucking bad. They also don't fucking give money to the school programs, instead they fucking build a whole ass office they didn't need. Don't ever think about sending your children there they will turn out to be hooligans.
"Kearsley High School fucking sucks bro."
"Hahaha Ik bro lmao it's garbage!"

Kearsley High 

A school in Flint, Michigan. It is full of hoes and dumb people. It has cockroaches and smells like fish half the time. It’s nasty and the sports team sucks. Dirty ass school with annoying ass teachers
She goes to kearsley highschool she must be a hoe!!
Kearsley High by daddyyyyy134 February 27, 2019

Kearsley Student 

A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.
“Yeah im a Kearsley Student

Poor bitch ass thot” *runs away*
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