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kealeang 

mentally retarded piece of useless human, also gay
kealeang pong toch
kealeang by kealeang March 10, 2019
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keagle • Keagler • Keagen • Kealeboga • kealen • kealey • keggle • Keagels • Keagile • Keale
A young boy with the most heart warming smile and dazzling blue eyes.

sometimes a handfull, still always a Wonderfull, beautiful, and handsome child.

Someone who has you wrapped up in a hug with a smile every time they see you, and at every good by.
Guy- I need some hugs and kisses! :(

Girl- yeah where is Keagen right now?
Keagen by Keagen May 24, 2014
the most wonderful guy in the entire world
Did you see Keagen? He's adorable.
Keagen by Kyleeyleeylee June 9, 2009

Pulling a Kealey 

It is the most embarrasing thing a rowwer/coxswain can do. A term used at Pittsford Crew in Rochester, NY, meaning falling off the dock into the disgusting Erie Canal. The first time this was done the rowwer flipped over the boat at the end of the dock and had to swim all the way back to the begininng of the dock.
OMG did he just Pull a Kealey?!?!?
Don't go Pulling a Kealey!
Pulling a Kealey by PCREW October 13, 2011
Being keen and eager at the same time in relation to an event
" you wanna get fucked?"
" yeah, keager"!
Keager by ORIGINAALTOM January 3, 2014
She is smart and beautiful, she see the glass half full. She will most likely dance to her own drum, even in the rain. So what if she changes colors like a beautiful dragon. She's the best sister ever...
Kealey danced in the rain today.
Kealey by Sisssster February 4, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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