Definitions by iEatBadgers

slowie 

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

slowie by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

keagle 

An exercise done by men to strengthen the penis, performed by squeezing the muscele in your grundle.

Man dude, i just did like five hundred keagles, I'm really fatugued.

keagle by iEatBadgers May 17, 2006

boyt

Gross, disgusting, UGLY, BOYYYYYYT!

That girl is so boyt!
Lion's poop's boyt.
This coffee is boyt!

boyt by iEatBadgers May 17, 2006

addie 

A slang term for the amphetamine pill marketed as Adderall.

Yo man can you hook me up with some of those Addies?

addie by IEatBadgers August 25, 2003

canoe 

At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.

Dammit Elliot! Fix the canoe and then pass that blunt to Hernando.

canoe by IEatBadgers August 21, 2003

Choy

This is what the cooler crackheads call Chore Boy, a material used as a screen in crack pipes. Some simply call it Chore Boy. Those that are "cooler" call it Choy

Get me a rose and some Choy so i can smoke this cream colored rock.

Choy by IEatBadgers August 17, 2003