Keagels

Sexual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. Variant of kegels.

Honey, it feels so great when you do your keagels, but you're making all the dogs in the neighborhood bark!

by jtx June 28, 2008

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

Kegels

Puss ups

After her first baby, Tammy did kegels to tighten up her vagina.

by SweetPete SweetPete February 6, 2018

kegels Sex

When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.

Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.

by Daddy & Son Burnsed July 23, 2008

kagels

an exercise used to keep the pelvic floor in good working condition to maximise the enjoyment of an aging woman's intimate encounters...to ensure a good grip even at the most advanced of ages.

she did kagels on a daily basis to keep her snapper in good shape

by svetjo July 14, 2005

Kegels

Sex exercises that help a guy control his orgasms better

He practiced his kegels so he could go longer without cumming

by marcel October 17, 2006

kegels

the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having sexual intercourse.

I practiced my kegels so I can pleasure my boyfriend more.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003