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A little snugglemuffin who has done nothing wrong and has never been mean to anyone but still get bullied and has it rough.
"Yo man, it's okay, you were just the Kaneki of the situation!"
kaneki by SnugglemuffinStatus February 8, 2015
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Kalekidan 

A beautiful sexy girl who has a great sense of humour. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend or more she’d be able to light ur face up brighter than the sun. If she hears someone has said something about her she wouldn’t give a crap.She has the most beautiful smile and amazing eyes. Make sure to keep a kalekidan im your life because you’ll need her.
Kalekidan will light up my day whenever I’m down
Kalekidan by Riley mcings March 14, 2019

O Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakhstan by AzamatBagatov February 10, 2013
Poor kaneki did nothing wrong and had his world came falling down, then he turns out to be really cool and crazy after being tortured for a while
Jason: *cracks index finger*

Kaneki: *cracks index finger*
Kaneki by Dokidokitodoroki April 4, 2020

kaneki ken 

black haired: a kawaii snuggle muffin who did nothing wrong
White haired: bad ass motherfucker that is hot af
Look! A wild KANEKI KEN appeared!
kaneki ken by Kawaii desu July 16, 2015
An advanced form of the word yeet for the average intellectual
Damn I really want to KAZEET off a cliff right now
Oh man she really just kazeetus that fetus
Kazeet by Bonjouritsolive February 28, 2019
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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