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Kazakh

A Turkic ethnic group in Central Asia that has nothing to do with Arabs as someone stated the opposite. Retarded American logic: They are Muslims so they must be Arabs, but holdup they are Asian so why don't they have a small dick? Arab blood! Makes as much as sense as Mexicans being Jews because they're Christians. Both are middle eastern religions. Steppe people can slaughter all the cowardly and weak Arab scum and European scum.
Kazakhs and other Turkic people converted to Islam even though they could have whiped Islam out.
by Ahaha71818 September 26, 2019
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Kazakh

The people Native to the Western Asian country of Kazakhstan. These people are known to be strong, rugged, and fierce beings. While also being known as excellent mountaineers, and wild horse riders, these people are known to be very smart too. Because of the location of Kazakhstan, the men "small penis" stereotype of which is applied to most Asians, is not at all true. The combination of European, Mongolian, and Arab descent gives Kazakh men a very "Large" advantage when it comes to genital size.
"How does that Kazakh manage to get such a hot piece of ass?"
"it's because those Kazakh men are huge! If you know what I mean!"
by DannnnnyyG September 13, 2012
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kazakh

Dash is the coolest nation in da world!!!
Yo homie, being Kazakh is sooo damn great!!!
by Aseke July 28, 2004
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Kazakh

A hot, sexy, emo vampire. He tends to swear and he loves fire. But he can be sweet and adoarbel sometimes. Usually moody.
"Who is that hot guy?"

"Kazakh, the vampire, duh."
by RandomPandaGirl December 20, 2009
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Kazakh

When you feeling an emotion you cannot describe
Holy sh*t that scene in the movie got be Kazakh
by Leon the Janitor June 8, 2018
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Kazakh dick

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.
Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.
by KazakhBoy69 March 31, 2021
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Kazakh Sword Fight

A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.
Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
by fearandloathinginnh April 24, 2008
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