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kazaps

n. A kazap is a drug derived from an animal known as a 'sand cat' native to the Asia Minor and North African desert regions. It is believed to be produced from bottling the soul of the cat, so that it can be 'huffed' later.

See kitten huffing.
Dude, don't do kazaps, it'll fuuuuck you up.
by Aven July 12, 2006
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O Kazakstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.
by TheDictionaryQueen July 5, 2009
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kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.
My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
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kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.
"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."
by Bruno February 22, 2005
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Kazakstan

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.
Kazakstan is an ancient land with rich culture, great ancient burials, and landscapes.
by Teemac November 13, 2006
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kaapstad

Welkom in Kaapstad.
by Blackorchid1611 September 27, 2015
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Marrige from Kazastan

if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass
My ass hurts so much
Why
I got a marrige from Kazastan
by WHat The FRICK!!!!!!! May 14, 2020
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