17 definitions by Bruno

Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.
by Bruno December 17, 2004
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(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
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Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.
Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.
Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!
by Bruno January 22, 2005
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Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.
He's the One.
He's BFiss
by Bruno June 28, 2004
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