17 definitions by Bruno

Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot
Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker
by Bruno January 15, 2005
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(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
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Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.
"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."
by Bruno February 23, 2005
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Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.
He's the One.
He's BFiss
by Bruno June 28, 2004
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01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.
Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.
by Bruno November 10, 2004
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