Bruno's definitions

snotzy

A neo-fascist with a cold and runny nose.

Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.

by Bruno December 16, 2004

Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.

Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

Venus Butterfly

The Venus Butterfly is a MANUAL sex act performed on a female. If you can get ORAL squeezed in there, too, then you are either magic or fucking Plasticman. First thing, the Venus Butterfly requires plenty of lube. Place splayed hands together and approach the vaginal area. Index fingers will surround the clitoris. Third and fourth fingers will enter the vaginal canal. Pinkies will either slide in the anus or fold out of the way (depending on your female's preference.) Gently open and close your hands. This will force your hands in and out of the orifices/ orifii? also appearing as a fluttering butterfly. It will take some practice to perfect, but you will be remembered and thanked upon achieving any measure of adeptness.

Although thought to be either simple g-spot stimulation, or oral sex, you must have the concentration and dexterity of a puppeteer to perform the Venus Butterfly.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.

"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."

by Bruno February 22, 2005

wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005

shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

by bruno June 23, 2004

water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

by bruno December 10, 2003