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Kalaylah, or Kalay for short, is a very rare type of weed. It is similar to chronic, and said to be some of the finest in the world. It usually comes with no seeds in the bud, and produces one of the best high known to man. If you are fortunate to find yourself in posession of this rare jewel, be sure to blaze that shit all day, and invite your homies over to hit that shit for the best high you will ever experience.
Yo dawg, I blazed so much Kalaylah the other day that i couldn't even walk!

Jan blazes the Kalay every single day.

We were blazing a fat pound of Kalaylah and had the best high of our lives. We gotta get some more of that shit.
Kalaylah by 69Go-Bizzle69 May 26, 2011

Kaylaylani 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's cute, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and every other positive adjective that describes a girl's looks. Her personality is amazing. She's also funny, smart, and charming. She's the entire package. She's a terrific kisser and she can be such a tease. Her ability to put up with someone's bullshit is admirable. She'll keep you up on a nightly basis because you're willing to lose sleep just to talk to her for a few more hours. If you're lucky enough to get a Kaylaylani, don't ever let her go; that would be the biggest mistake you ever make. She's insecure, so cherish her heart and treat her like the queen she is. Fall in love with her. She'll be your everything.
Kaylaylani is the cutest girl ever.

I'm in love with you, Kaylaylani.
Kaylaylani by JPCastro96 July 30, 2011
All the boys chase after her except for this one idiot boy who she thinks and loves the most.
1. "The idiot boy is so dreamy and cute"
2. "Omg you see that girl Kalayla Imma try talking to he today when the other crowd of boys leave .
Kalayla by Heheheh November 7, 2016
A girl who’s confused about herself but not about everyone else. She spreads love everywhere she goes she’s just a bright girl walking around spreading love & gets no love in return. Declines everyone who likes her because she only wants one person
hey kalayla is spreading more love than usual today.
person 1: Kalayla looks hot today i might talk to her
person 2: No don’t she only wants one person.
Kalayla by Heheheh May 25, 2019
Kalaylah is a baddie with no chill. She will tell it straight or not at all. Hardest worker in the game and deserves to be proud of it. Got out the trap an still trappin, no struggles to be seen. Though Kalaylah is an ultimate baddie, she’s also understanding and intelligent. Honor roll student and dean’s list champ. Nothing passes her by except her goals and dreams when she reaches those levels. Unique in every way and deserves a definition for her rare ass name. Best thing to come outta this trash ass town!
“Yo did you see Kalaylah? Bitch so fine that her buttons fight back!”
kalaylah by NochillKeepitReal November 23, 2021
Karlayla is the most awesome person in the world . She is very sexy and she is badass with a fat ass. If you want to see this baddie her instagram is @laylaamire._
I love karlayla
Karlayla by Laylaamire November 20, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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