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Kalaylah, or Kalay for short, is a very rare type of weed. It is similar to chronic, and said to be some of the finest in the world. It usually comes with no seeds in the bud, and produces one of the best high known to man. If you are fortunate to find yourself in posession of this rare jewel, be sure to blaze that shit all day, and invite your homies over to hit that shit for the best high you will ever experience.
Yo dawg, I blazed so much Kalaylah the other day that i couldn't even walk!

Jan blazes the Kalay every single day.

We were blazing a fat pound of Kalaylah and had the best high of our lives. We gotta get some more of that shit.
Kalaylah by 69Go-Bizzle69 May 26, 2011
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Kaylaylani 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's cute, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, and every other positive adjective that describes a girl's looks. Her personality is amazing. She's also funny, smart, and charming. She's the entire package. She's a terrific kisser and she can be such a tease. Her ability to put up with someone's bullshit is admirable. She'll keep you up on a nightly basis because you're willing to lose sleep just to talk to her for a few more hours. If you're lucky enough to get a Kaylaylani, don't ever let her go; that would be the biggest mistake you ever make. She's insecure, so cherish her heart and treat her like the queen she is. Fall in love with her. She'll be your everything.
Kaylaylani is the cutest girl ever.

I'm in love with you, Kaylaylani.
Kaylaylani by JPCastro96 July 30, 2011
All the boys chase after her except for this one idiot boy who she thinks and loves the most.
1. "The idiot boy is so dreamy and cute"
2. "Omg you see that girl Kalayla Imma try talking to he today when the other crowd of boys leave .
Kalayla by Heheheh November 7, 2016

kaylayla 

black ratchet girl
She's ghetto, she must be named Kaylayla.
kaylayla by hannah linn March 5, 2018
A girl who’s confused about herself but not about everyone else. She spreads love everywhere she goes she’s just a bright girl walking around spreading love & gets no love in return. Declines everyone who likes her because she only wants one person
hey kalayla is spreading more love than usual today.
person 1: Kalayla looks hot today i might talk to her
person 2: No don’t she only wants one person.
Kalayla by Heheheh May 25, 2019
Kalaylah is a baddie with no chill. She will tell it straight or not at all. Hardest worker in the game and deserves to be proud of it. Got out the trap an still trappin, no struggles to be seen. Though Kalaylah is an ultimate baddie, she’s also understanding and intelligent. Honor roll student and dean’s list champ. Nothing passes her by except her goals and dreams when she reaches those levels. Unique in every way and deserves a definition for her rare ass name. Best thing to come outta this trash ass town!
“Yo did you see Kalaylah? Bitch so fine that her buttons fight back!”
kalaylah by NochillKeepitReal November 23, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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