kayacker
A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".
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Kayaker
Kayaker by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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Binge of kayakers
Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
Binge of kayakers by Woodquay September 3, 2010
kayaker
One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.
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