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A trio of "matured", gorgeous, talented and socially inept girls. Typically all very different in appearance but linked through emotional instability. Very prone to injury (or faking said injury) and giving up halfway through a task.
1. Those three are definitely kyakers

2. Hey kyaker, what's up?
kyaker by nitwadjinjas June 30, 2017
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Kakeru Tamaki 

A fanfiction writer who has an unhealthy obsession with Vic Mignogna and lives on the Isle of Man. She hopes to be a famous Mangaka!
'I, Kakeru Tamaki, live on the isle of man - come visit, it's lonely'
Kakeru Tamaki by BernardFitch October 31, 2009
Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.
"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"
krakerz by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008
Kakeru is a amazing person to talk with and be around. They are funny and getting a message from them will always brighten your day. They are very easy to talk to and are always there to listen to you and support you whenever you need it. Kakeru loves to give and receive support, friendship, and love.
Kakeru is such a sweet and caring friend.
Kakeru by mmamm October 11, 2019
To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
Kayaker by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

kyker spaniel 

A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.
Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!
kyker spaniel by asdf489838 May 12, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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