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katoonky 

I'm gonna hit that katoonky tonight!
katoonky by J_ROBB & J-PEEZY July 10, 2004
(kah-tonk)n. 1. A word used in Hawaii to describe Japanese Americans born on the main land. 2. Brian 3. A word not known to Zak or Todd.
Look at Brian over there with this jeans and tech-images polo.

Todd and Zak didn't know what Katonks are? Wtf.
Katonk by Okas May 2, 2005
The sound of your brain collapsing when something too confusing or too mind blowingly awesome is said to you. If your brain was a building, kathunk would be this building suddenly falling to shambles. Beware! Many never recover.
Shannon: The reason Einstein postulates that an objects length can change with its speed is due to its rotation in the 4 dimensional space time continuum. Any thoughts?

Sarah:...Kathunk.

Shannon: Hmm.

or

Sarah: Shannon! A wild goat just kicked Santi in the nads!

Shannon:Kathunk!

Sarah: I know, right?
1. Noun: The sound created by human shit hitting the water in a toilet. Often as a direct result of how large the log was and how deep the bowl is.

2. Verb: The action that brests perform when a topless female is getting fucked missionary.
1. Man, I had to hang on with both hands to try and and squelch that last kathunk.

2. I felt like I was going to break that bitches nose, you see how those things were kathunking her head?
kathunk by Sumobot March 28, 2009
The vagina of a small elf that resides in college dorm rooms. Often easily identifies by outbursts of loud incoherent babble.
That bitch was so tight, i felt like i was fucking a Katouska yo.
katouska by katromana January 4, 2008

Katoonky 

A funny word for someone's bottom
Get your katoonky over here
Katoonky by Strawberry Feather December 22, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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