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Katonk
(kah-tonk)n. 1. A word used in Hawaii to describe Japanese Americans born on the main land. 2. Brian 3. A word not known to Zak or Todd.
Look at Brian over there with this jeans and tech-images polo.
Todd and Zak didn't know what Katonks are? Wtf.
Todd and Zak didn't know what Katonks are? Wtf.
Kathunk
The sound of your brain collapsing when something too confusing or too mind blowingly awesome is said to you. If your brain was a building, kathunk would be this building suddenly falling to shambles. Beware! Many never recover.
Shannon: The reason Einstein postulates that an objects length can change with its speed is due to its rotation in the 4 dimensional space time continuum. Any thoughts?
Sarah:...Kathunk.
Shannon: Hmm.
or
Sarah: Shannon! A wild goat just kicked Santi in the nads!
Shannon:Kathunk!
Sarah: I know, right?
Sarah:...Kathunk.
Shannon: Hmm.
or
Sarah: Shannon! A wild goat just kicked Santi in the nads!
Shannon:Kathunk!
Sarah: I know, right?
Kathunk by Secret Agent Alpaka May 6, 2011
kathunk
1. Noun: The sound created by human shit hitting the water in a toilet. Often as a direct result of how large the log was and how deep the bowl is.
2. Verb: The action that brests perform when a topless female is getting fucked missionary.
2. Verb: The action that brests perform when a topless female is getting fucked missionary.
katouska
The vagina of a small elf that resides in college dorm rooms. Often easily identifies by outbursts of loud incoherent babble.