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a central canadian tree dwelling spotted spider that focally lures predators into her lair to deposit her eggs in, paralyses them with her bite so she could subsequently feast on their tasty innards. Hibernates in parks across the central canadian region and prefers dry bark of dead trees to build nests in.
The katoj got the robin before the robin could get the worm. And that kids is the circle of life.
katoj by thebyzantine November 26, 2010
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Katoeying is a a common picture taking practice (also known as selfies) amongst ladyboys in Thailand. When katoeying the ladyboy will commonly place a peace sign over their forehead with their right hand and stick their tongue out to the left. This is also commonly seen in selfies taken amongst the Katoey population of Thailand.
Everyone took the group selfie katoeying to show support for the transgender population of Thailand.
Katoeying by Kayla Thai July 6, 2015
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katoj kato katja Katoomba Katomate katona katonah Katopolis Katija Katjuša

katoptronophilia 

Arousal of doing sexual activities in front of a mirror. The fetish that most people have in VRChat.
"Yo I just fucked an e-girl in front of a mirror in the Just B Club, I have katoptronophilia"
katoptronophilia by SexaLexa April 11, 2021
Catholic with Taliban tendencies.

While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).

A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.

A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.

A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.

The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
A Katoliban will oppose Reproductive Health citing Vatican documents teaching that contraception is immoral.
Katoliban by FifthHorseman August 5, 2011
Katja is a very kind person, she isn’t like everyone else. She is aesthetic and has many talents PLUS she is beautiful. Katja is basically a cool friend to have around and you can only love her, if not? U a douchebag :)
A: Wow, who is that girl?

B: Oh thats Katja, i love her, its really hard to describe her at first but when u get to know her she’s everything!
A: I wanna be her friend
Katja by Selkes December 29, 2018
Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
"Kat is such a model!"
"Katoon is absolutely gorgeous!"
"She is so caring and sweet. I admire her dearly."
Katoon by Anemoia December 29, 2020

kerry katona 

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona
kerry katona by jennytightlips February 12, 2008