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A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
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Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022

Kartrashian 

Someone who has gone way beyond their fifteen minutes of fame into becoming omnipresent in every corner of social media, when they became famous for something that shouldn't be bragged about, i.e., a sex tape, reality show, etc., or is a wannabe who aspires to being such by whoring themselves out (figuratively or literally) to get attention.
It can also be used in connection with movie remakes or sequels that have outlived their original entertainment value.
Jim: "How about going to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie tonight?"
Jane: "I love Johnny, but that franchise has become too Kartrashianed for my taste! In fact, I understand that 2011 has the most sequels ever released- a total Kartrashian year!"

Sue:"Are you watching the new reality series set in Dallas?"
Anne: "Hell no! Yet another group of Kartrashians looking for some big break!"
Kartrashian by Olivianonymous August 23, 2011
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Kasra is the name of the handsome man alive. He always keeps his promises. Kasra is a punctual person and comes on time. He is smart and has bright minded.
He is the kindest person in the world. People should be delighted to have kasra in their life. If you have one, you are lucky no doubt!
Everybody please say : HaPpy birthday kasra!🥳
Kasra by Pro.M March 21, 2020

kastriot 

A boy who is awesome enough to be loved by girls. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he wants also to accomplish more tumblr photos on instagram. He is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'. A lot if people would say that Kastriot is selfish, in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Kastriot is somebody you should never let go of.
Dude that guy is totally a Kastriot
kastriot by shqipe03 January 21, 2017
A smart and beautiful woman, usually of Albanian descent. A generous friend who laughs a lot. They tend to have amazing hair, and have been known to sport fabulous headbands. Warning: Kaltras sometimes run late; an insignificant flaw in an otherwise incredible person!
Kaltra, boyfriend's lucky
Kaltra by taser6c December 11, 2010
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