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a phrase reffrerd to a man who tries to sing and thinks he does a good job, when in actuality he sucks. He is a bad singer that not knowing the pitch of his own resambles a lady - therefore a man with no balls.
Snoop Doggy Dog sounds like a Kastrat - he would make a nice duet ASher or any other fag that is into hip hop.
kastrat by Deschtroyer April 18, 2005
Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022

Kastretch 

Kastretch can be used if someone is not working out and you can just scream "KASTRETCH" and they have to start working out and shouting the Roblox Weight Lifting Simulator sound effect.
Oh wow look Susan is not working out lets get her to work out KASTRETCH
Susan starts working out immediately
Kastretch by thelizard876 January 20, 2023

Ksastration 

Systematic alteration of male personality as direct result of removal of male genitalia via a moderately attractive new girlfriend.
Quick, we need to save him from ksastration before he is ruined forever.
A crazy, ecstatic state or mood.
Jenn goes kastatic when she hears about Simple Plan!
kastatic by DraGurl January 26, 2005

Angelos Kastritsis 

Literally the coolest dude on earth. He’s got BDE energy. He is smart but stupid at the same time, he’s also very kind, funny asf, and seems like he’s high all the time.
Some guy: Yo bro Angelos kastritsis is coming to the party!
Every dude: sickkk, the party will be so awesome!!!
When you eat way too much and you feel all fucked up.
"Aaaah, dude...I am so kasrat right now...ate 3 whole fucking chickens...
Kasrat by Jorep March 9, 2004