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kastro

one badass motherfucker. dont fuck wit kastro man..he makes nigguhs eat his ass wit spoons.
rot-kastro is one badass mofo
by jin May 1, 2003
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by CannibalCorpse July 4, 2003
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Condom used by a jewish rabi
i splooged in a kastro...where is my yamaca ?
by i take pills ! July 7, 2003
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Kastro

A b**** a** n**** that needs to die. Usually unemployed and spams slurs that don’t pertain to themselves. Smells like absolute dog s*** .
Who joined the call is it Dreamer? No it’s Kastro lame a**.
by melzerssss June 24, 2024
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Kastro Is Sal Strazzullo
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kastrom

A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
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