kaslo
skater boy, long brown hair but the biggest bitch ever, huge stoner, and pale. he will do anything for weed or head. will leave you on open for days
kaslo by andrew milesmore November 22, 2021
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kalopsia
Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.
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Kaslopis • kaslo • Kaslopisfest • Kasloppis • kaslopus • kaslopuss • kalo • KABLOOM!!!!! • kailon • Kalob
kaelob
Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Frida Kahlo
Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.
Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015
Kalon
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
kaflooey
kaflooey by Heather St.Peter June 2, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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